The American collegiate system in one gif set
Friedrich Nietzsche (via tellmefive)
this was my favourite joke in the entire show
The miner or his fucking tattoos
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
what the fuck seventeen magazine
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.
"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.
willow smith uploaded this at 6:30 in the morning
was it a full moon